How to find Mr. Wrong

Time 2.40am
Listening to: Orange Pekoe - サンクチュアリ (Sanctuary)
Feeling: Kinda sleepy but I am blogging on


Today I will be explaining in great depths on how you can find your own Mr. Wrong. Follow my instructions carefully and you'll successfully snag your very own one.

- First of all, look for the worst tempered person you can ever find. It's even better if you can get someone whom you know will never glance at you twice. Even better if he's got a girlfriend.

- Then make sure he's a tough talking coward who swears like a seasoned sailor. That's just so extremely sexy.

- If he's got the following qualities, check his background. It's bonus if he had experiences with gang fights and fucks nearly every girl in town (who's willing)

- After that, talk to him. The best kind of Mr. Wrong is the type who only talks to you/calls you out when he needs something. Wow, don't you think that is just so supremely romantic? If he's all attentive to your troubles, that's not Mr.Wrong. Mr. Wrong is supposed to talk all about himself and everything under the sun, which is him.

- The deciding factor would be knowing the sort of girl he likes. If he likes girls with long hair and you've got short hair, go for it. We're all in for the challenge. If you're fat and short but he likes girls thin and with long legs, even better. Pursue him with your life.

I am sure following the above guidelines would definitely bring you heartbreak faster than you can say 'Ouch'. And now, that's all we want ain't it?

I am being fucking bitter about this if you haven't noticed still.

Damn...

And no, I'm not talking about MY Mr. Wrong.

Really, I swear.




He's worst.