Saturday, June 30, 2007

Will it be OK?

Listening to: Augustana - Boston
Feeling: Down

I'm feeling so sad and it's not even me who is going through this...

I guess when Pandora opened the box and all the evils of the world flew into the world, she wouldn't have imagined it would turn out to be like this.

My heart aches.

Monday, June 25, 2007

The Drinking Game

Listening to: M2M - Everything you do
Feeling: Want some romance in my life!

Me, NickyBoy, JoeCareBear, Yews and Tan were supposed to have lunch on Sunday but on the same day itself NickyBoy (Well, it was our joint B'Day celebration) called and told us that he got "fucked up" the night before and just got home (morning after)

Well, knowing us and our overactive imagination, JoeCareBear called and told me about it... You would already have guessed what we thought happened to NickyBoy. Obviously 'Fucked Up' was a bad choice of words.

Came Monday (no one dared to call him and ask what happened over the weekend) I decided to email him and asked what happened. His reply was hilarious! I have to ask his permission to post his email here but it went along the line of him puking all the way from the clubs to his friend's place (all of which he couldn't remember) and finally waking up the next morning beside a guy who only had his boxers on (his friend, to give him the benefit of the doubt).

OK to clear the air, nothing happened between them alright?

Totally reminded me of the time I passed out in Zouk after taking 8 shots of vodkas on an empty stomach. I dunno about the rest but I will definitely NOT do anything 'brave' like that anymore. According to eye-witnesses I just slumped over and slept. Only to wake up to puke, like three times. Really funny for them and until today I feel so embarrassed! Never again!

I have to say in my entire drinking career, I had only been really drunk twice. Once in Zouk and the other time at home where we smarty pants decided to imbibe cheap IKEA Vodka. RM30 for a liter of hell. Never again! I downed one mug of heavily laced OJ and had to crawl up to my room to sleep off the alcohol after puking my guts out. That was so bad I thought if I lit a cigarette, I would have blown out flames.

And you would have thought we would learn our lessons? NOPE...

I turn really sucky and quiet when I am drunk so I am really not much fun to be with after 8 shots of vodka. If you ever go clubbing with me and you see me sitting in a corner, you better lead me to the nearest toilet cause I might just do an Exorcise moment anytime soon.

My friends have weird drunken habits as well. One plops onto bed with only towel after shower, another talks cock like a pro and another just likes molesting unknown guys. The best was still the one who thought he was a bird and wanted to 'fly' off the balcony of an apartment.

I feel so old because I'm talking as though I am 35 and reminiscing about the good ol' days. Hey I am not alright!

Ah... Monday night blues!!!

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Pinky's E! Plan

Listening to: Vivian Green - Love for sale
Feeling: Alright

I am really starting to think that E! really stands for Evil!

Just got back from Seems' place after joining her for a glass of wine and an hour or two of bitching in front of the TV. Watching E! of course...

There was this special on Beauty secrets of the stars... Ohman... I wish I am rich. I promptly went home with the urge to wash and condition my hair. Exfoliate my butt and face, slather on a thick layer of moisturizer and right now I am waiting for the effects of the calming mask to kick in...

E! stands for Evil!

So, this beauty special reminded me of my grand master plan of getting a gastric bypass Pro Bono... Well, maybe not Pro Bono. Maybe saving up for it by working part-time of some sorts.

Decided waiting on tables would just take me too long. I would most prolly lose weight walking around before saving enough for the bypass... Hmmm good point. I'll keep that in view

I thought driving taxis might be a good idea too. You know... I heard you can make a 100 bucks or so on a good night... But then again, you might have to pay half of it to the police for summons and what not... oh, scrap that

Blogging won't work. All I got measly $0.10 for all my hard work.


Maybe, phone sex operator is not that bad an idea after all! It's quick bucks and I have nothing to lose... Anyone with contacts for job openings can email me at

Meanwhile I shall go rehearse for my interview and maybe watch a few episodes of Spongebob Squarepants

Saturday, June 16, 2007

I am going DoNUTS

Listening to: Whitney Houston - It's Not Right But It's OK
Feeling: BROKE!

Entirely my fault. I was stupid enough to not submit my claims until I realized I only have RM10 in my purse. My fault My fault, can't blame anyone but the fact that I am so fucking lowly paid.

So what would I do the moment I get my ka-chings?



OK, I cannot but I just feel like I should do it at this moment.

I wanna I wanna I wanna I wanna!!!!

And of course I wanna buy my phone as well. Stupid phone finally died on me.

I hate being poor.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Love cannot be forced

Listening to: Kim Ah Joong - Byul is on repeat now
Feeling: Excited

I am in a dilemma the past few days. On one hand, I've got a bunch of absolutely sweet and caring friends who think they know everything that is best for me and on the other, I am torn between pleasing them and doing what they wants and desperately trying to get a message across.

I know, I know that this problem is solved and I shouldn't blog about it lest I hurt my friends' feelings but I know I need to get it out of my system before it kills me.

I'm cool with being alone!

Yes I am and thank you very much for all your attention, love and persuasion.

Story is this...

Guy asks me out for a movie. Guy likes me for some God forsaken reason. I find that sweet, but really I like him more as a friend. Told Friend1 & 2 about this... Friend1&2 got so excited they nearly pissed their pants and started making plans like naming my babies for me. Uhm... WOW... OK, name them Ronald and MacDonald. I think that's cool name for my kids... But hell no, who am I marrying? What? Guy? Oh no.. No please not again... I'm gonna die of embarrassment NOW! Excitement lasts the week and accumulates into Friend3's birthday dinner where Guy sits next to me and more excitement ensues. All love I am sure but I got slightly annoyed. The last time I checked, none of us had pigtails and bright blue pinafores but understands it's all love. But still, patience is wearing thin.

Tries telling Friends I am capable of deciding what's love by myself but for some macabre reason, they think I have the 'Too Blind To See' sickness and persuades me to try it out who knows you might just like it he's really a nice guy you might let one, one good one go if you don't take this chance, don't be too picky... What? Picky? I am picky but hey I think it's a good reason to be picky. I don't want some psychotic boyfriend who makes passes at my own pals. Am I right or not? No they say, he's a confirm good guy, why don't want to try? Honestly, don't think Guy really likes me, he likes other girls it had been a year and I'm just a fat bitch, he's desperate for a fuck and I'm not gonna do this. I just don't feel comfortable with him. Don't force me I'll scream RAPE! Plus, if he really likes me, he ain't doing anything about it.

This went on for a while until one day when Friend1 again confronted me and gave me some funky allegory about a baker and some cakes... Don't ask why but it made perfect sense to me at that time. Totally did not agree with her, she still thinks I should give it a try after all everyone else had a girlfriend/boyfriend. So much so she gave me a 'Are you really happy being single' Quiz for me to try out and of course I passed it with full marks cause I really do know I am happy being single. I am only unhappy when I have no money and getting a other half is only no.2 on my list. Glad we ended this whole crazy episode with Friend1&2 agreeing not to 'do' me anymore. I'm gonna pray to Guan Yin Ma tomorrow for her blessings.

FUH end of ranting and this feels damn good. Good Night

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Weighty Issues

Listening to: Kim Ah Joong - Byul
Feeling: Down

Over the weekend, me, SarahN, Kst, Jye and Fun went out to town for a day of bumming. Big mistake... 2 couples and one large lamppost. We had fun though... Watched Ocean's 13, went for dinner and then 2nd round of movie in MidValley. We were lucky and was blissfully unaware of the horrid flood that happened on the other side of town, at Dataran Merdeka.

And so we watched '200 pound Beauty'. Didn't have great expectations of that movie... I thought it was just another rip-off of Shallow Hal or something like that. Well, the fat suit was but apart from that the storyline was just amazing. It captured the feelings of a fattie spot-on. And I'm saying that because I am a fattie too! Got home all power emo-ed and shit, did a little research on the movie and pow! found out that the writer of the story is a fattie herself. No wonder...

There were parts and pieces where I thought was so real and I could totally relate to it kinda moment, you know what I mean? Like one part where she became thin... and man did she become a hot chick or what? She got into an accident and the owner of the car began screaming at her and asking her to pay for the damage but the very moment he saw her, he became nice and even offered to pay her the damages! AHHHHGHHHH INJUSTICE! I swear to God it happens IRL ok... What? so just because I am fat I should be treated like shit? Comeon people!!!

And another part where this car salesguy told the main character that she was really pretty. And mind you, she had NOT, NEVER been complimented being pretty, she was so happy she cried and bought the car... Well, I guess I would have done the same thing if that happens to me as well... ARGHHHH I SO FELT HER!

Though that actress was obviously a hawt chick before putting on the fat suit, she conveyed the feeling across... I'm so buying the DVD.

So yeah... That was me ranting like a crazy woman... That happens when work gets to me.

Anyway, go watch that movie. It's worth your money! Meanwhile, I'm gonna apply for a part-time job as a phone sex operator to fund my full body lipo and plastic surgery.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I am a sucker for all things Pink

Listening to: Pussycat Dolls feat. Wil.I.Am - Beep
Feeling: Super-crazed

People, please look at this. My current obsession, my current love of my life; The Pink PSP.

Don't you think it's the coolest thing ever on earth?

*Goes into pink ditz mode*

Loving the Sony Ericsson phone too... With the gonna-be-mine-soon Pink PSP, it's a match made in heaven!

God... I am so coveting this and I'm thinking about it everyday! Oi! Why do these things happen to me?

Hopefully by the month of July the Pinko PSP will be MINE MINE MINE!!!! MINE!!!!

I swear, I would and will KILL BABY SEALS FOR THAT ONE PINK PSP!!! *ok, maybe just puppies...*

And with a little more money I might just be able to get the pink phone as well..

I am already so thinking of the accessories to go with my cutey pink PSP... A pink lanyard, a tottemo kawaii hangy thingo and pink headphones!


End of ditz mode...

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Drama, heed my calls!

Listening to: Jacky Cheung - I am really hurt
Feeling: Worried about Drama

Drama... This is for you...

Freelance Hellraiser - Want you to know

Want you to know you made me happy.
Want you to know you make me sad.
Want you to know you made me happy.
You are the best thing that I ever had.

Now don't you go and do something stupid alright?

Plus, reply my messages and calls!