Monday, April 13, 2009

He says, she says...

Listening to: Mika Nakashima - Resistance
Feeling: sleepy!

OK, so today someone told me that he'll give me tips on msn on how to pick up guys... And so...

He
says: OK, this is what you should do... When you find your target, pretend flip on your phone and say while walking towards him... "Ah yah, Mun Fen, how ah? How to get there ah? Huh turn left? Aiyoh I am not familiar with this place la... You also ah? How ah?" and 'accidently' bump into him...

Me
says: Err...... *Why am I talking to this person in the first place anyways?*

He
says: And then ah, you apologize loe... And then you say to him "Execute me.... Do you know how to get to this place"

Me
says: WHAT? EXECUTE ME?

He
says: Ya la... can strike up conversation with him then ma... If it's me I would do it loe...

Me
says: Execute me? *sputters and spits onto screen in silent laughter...*

He says: Ya la... if not so rude ma.. interupt without excusing yourself...

Me
says: *long silence* Why in the world am I taking advice from this single guy anyway???

*die
s of laughter... *

Execute me while I laugh my a
ss off!

3 comments:

niC Lo said...

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Who is this guuuuuuy giving you such sage advice??? Must be one of your colleagues is it???

Pinkity said...

Hhehehe... He is one of my friends with no brains!!! No, really!!! And that's me being kind! hahaha and yes he doesn't know about this blog. kakakkakaka

yi.ma.nn. said...

Who's that??????????