Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Joke of the day

Listening to: Kelis - Millionaire
Feeling: Sad cause my guppies died

My brother was involved in a three car bumper to bumper two days back in BU11 housing area. The first driver was a lady (my lovely brother said it was not a surprise) who braked suddenly, second car couldn't stop and bumped her back and needless to say, my brother was the last one to hit. Dad's car was fine. No scratch even but I think the middle car was pretty badly done in.

Naturally, everyone wanted to claim insurance and off they went to the police station to make a report. When the police questioned the lady driver why she braked so suddenly, the lady replied.... *drumroll please..*

"I thought saw a cow that's why I braked"

*let's end this story with a round of applause please!*

P/S: The only cow around was driving in the car at that time.

9 comments:

ms3Gem said...

good one.. even tho its a real-life experience kinda thing

Pinkity said...

LOL!!! Well, if it wasn't for the fact that dad has to pay up RM300 for saman I would have sat her down and talk to her to ask if she's got mental problems la! Cows? *shakes head in disbelief*

Giving a bad name to woman drivers... I so sad!

amylmeiwei said...

Haha... something similar happened 2 me, I was speeding in the fast lane, nearing a perdana in front of me, she suddenly slammed on the brake n my car spinned when I braked. Her excuse was, "I saw u speeding so fast towards me, tat's y I braked!"

Damn her, she can either move 2 the next lane or juz ignore so tat I can overtake her rite?

Stupid woman!

Anonymous said...

wahlau eh! not exactly very bright is she? on the other hand, did you ask her where she bought the mushrooms which caused her to see cows? ;p

Pinkity said...

Wah Amy, I would have tiued her 99 already if I was there... When I had my accident that time, the lady who drove recklessly across the street that resulted in the accident accused me of driving too fast. Huh? Excuse me, see car so fast summore wanna charge across the road. Stupid. Sigh... Woman drivers...

Pinkity said...

Si Ayam, I was wondering what she was smoking but you gave me a better idea. ahehaehae

Lrong said...

hahaahaa... aiyoyoyoyo... too bad she didn't kill the cow (?)...
otherwise, they can all have beef curry... no?

Pinkity said...

Beef curry? All we got was kena Beef Jerky.. (Ngau Yuk Kon) aka saman...

Hahahha... In a way, I feel sad because women are generally worst drivers compared to men and this lady here is a bad delusional driver.

I AM NOT A BAD DRIVER~

ms3Gem said...

u sure Amy's and your bro's "lady" is not the same lady?