Listening to: Kelis - Millionaire
Feeling: Sad cause my guppies died
My brother was involved in a three car bumper to bumper two days back in BU11 housing area. The first driver was a lady (my lovely brother said it was not a surprise) who braked suddenly, second car couldn't stop and bumped her back and needless to say, my brother was the last one to hit. Dad's car was fine. No scratch even but I think the middle car was pretty badly done in.
Naturally, everyone wanted to claim insurance and off they went to the police station to make a report. When the police questioned the lady driver why she braked so suddenly, the lady replied.... *drumroll please..*
"I thought saw a cow that's why I braked"
*let's end this story with a round of applause please!*
P/S: The only cow around was driving in the car at that time.
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good one.. even tho its a real-life experience kinda thing
LOL!!! Well, if it wasn't for the fact that dad has to pay up RM300 for saman I would have sat her down and talk to her to ask if she's got mental problems la! Cows? *shakes head in disbelief*
Giving a bad name to woman drivers... I so sad!
wahlau eh! not exactly very bright is she? on the other hand, did you ask her where she bought the mushrooms which caused her to see cows? ;p
Wah Amy, I would have tiued her 99 already if I was there... When I had my accident that time, the lady who drove recklessly across the street that resulted in the accident accused me of driving too fast. Huh? Excuse me, see car so fast summore wanna charge across the road. Stupid. Sigh... Woman drivers...
Si Ayam, I was wondering what she was smoking but you gave me a better idea. ahehaehae
hahaahaa... aiyoyoyoyo... too bad she didn't kill the cow (?)...
otherwise, they can all have beef curry... no?
Beef curry? All we got was kena Beef Jerky.. (Ngau Yuk Kon) aka saman...
Hahahha... In a way, I feel sad because women are generally worst drivers compared to men and this lady here is a bad delusional driver.
I AM NOT A BAD DRIVER~
u sure Amy's and your bro's "lady" is not the same lady?
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