Monday, December 05, 2005

Dog-train your man!

Listening to: Verve Pipe - Bittersweet Symphony
Feeling: Amused


I was just having a normal conversation with Drama, my ex stylist and he came up with this little piece of advice for dateless girls who is trying to get another guy's attention. (Oh man, is he trying to hint something to me?) He says, you gotta dog train men....

Yes. Dog Train them..

Teach them to come to heel, fetch, play dead... Nah, not really... Apparently it's from some book.

Here's my conversation with him. Enjoy~


le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:54:54 AM)
and works ya know... on mens...

p|nkp|nkp|nk says: (12:54:59 AM)
really?

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:55:02 AM)
it's sorta play hard to get...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:55:15 AM)
so many rules...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:55:45 AM)
like no sex on the first date... basically the rules are exactly like how you would train a dog...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:55:57 AM)
give a ball to the dog but don't throw it until he knows who is the master...
*I LOVE THIS BIT!!! ROTFLMAO*

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:56:19 AM)
so it's like give him some sample of your SEX image but don't sleep with him first

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:56:24 AM)
make him crave for it...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:56:40 AM)
then make him see you... notice you around...

p|nkp|nkp|nk says: (12:56:50 AM)
wa... damn cruel rite?

p|nkp|nkp|nk says: (12:56:54 AM)
hahaahah

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:56:55 AM)
hang out at areas where he usually goes... but don't talk to him
*Hmmmmm... *

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:57:00 AM)
make no eye contacts

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:57:11 AM)
but when he's looking... approach some other male
*oHhhhHhh.. Drama!!!! Well, I don't call him the Drama Queen for no reason*

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:57:19 AM)
preferably his rival...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:57:20 AM)
hahahaha

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:57:26 AM)
ultra this book...

le petite shoju now wants a ipod VIDEO * daniel says: (12:58:08 AM)
a lot la dun remember liow... but it's worth buying that book to read...

-----End of a wonderfully entertaining conversation-----

I seriously wouldn't know if it would work, but I won't hesitate to try it out if I have the chance. Muahahha... Give it a try, maybe it would work. Oh, do remember to tell me the result!

13 comments:

@ロウ 。LOW@ said...

Same advice goes to guy, i suppose. :)

Anyway you're pretty much crush on him/her if you do all those little things to make him/her to crave for you...And if he/she notice it, it's actually a positive feed back!

Bittersweet Symphony...hmm, good one!

Pinkity said...

I guess so, but sometimes doing all these things might just fall flat. The guy/girl might just end up thinking that you're an idiot or something. I dunno, jst my point of view. Sometimes, a little bit of honesty might work as well? Do you think so?

BTW, Bittersweet Symphony kicks ass~ :P

@ロウ 。LOW@ said...
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@ロウ 。LOW@ said...

Little honesty? Hmm, you are a dangerous girl to date, hehe!

Of course a perfect relationship is honesty from the start till the end, but everyone have their own secret. Try to be honest, i would say.

We're all idiot to someone. My point is as long as we feel like it, worth it, and we'll able to take the blow, i at least enjoy the process. Maybe i'm an idiot, eh? :p

There are tonnes of wonderful "old" songs like Bittersweet Symphony that i would like to compile into some sort of collection. Local songs are included, of course!

Listening to: Pink Floyd - Learning to Fly :)

LadyGem said...

Yes, I agree tht this concept works for both male & females. But do be careful cos you might jst make a fool outta yourself if he had no interest in you whatsoever to began with.
Honesty? Pink, I think you tried that before & others have too, not always a good thing. Might backfire & you guys won't even be friends afterwards.
I think play hard to get would be good, to began with. Then slowly get to know him, let him know you too. If it works, you guy will be together, if not, it was not meant to be.
But then again, that's my opinion.

Pinkity said...

Being totally honest might have their own dangers, like how Nini did. (Remember Gem?) She had said that she would ask about the guy's past and she won't want to hear the honest answer, to which I went like HUH? I mean, if you wanna know, make sure you're ready to hear the truth. And if you don't wanna... Don't bloody ask.

But what Low had said is true, we are total idiots to a certain 'someone'. And the worth is up to yourself to determine. And I think I would say my 'someone' is worth it. Erk.. I guess, no regrets!!!

Anyway, I totally agree that the total honesty on my side sucks. Hahahah.. But I am learning.... More on this in my next post!

P/S: Low, try 'Walking after you' by Foo Fighters and 'How's it gonna be' Third Eye Blind

JoeC said...

panadol plz...... seesee la, got to have ROI.

Cheers!

Pinkity said...

Apa itu ROI la? Hehe... and what is the Panadol for?

Abit blur today wei...

@ロウ 。LOW@ said...

Hmmm, something about girls, or some some some guys, too much curiosity. Pinkity got the anwser right, don't bloody ask unless it's really necessary.

Study smart, work smart, live smart and love smart!

Ladygem, you mean time, right? I would say time and timing, hehe. But again, girls are like ever changing moody cloud. Monthly biological cycle may not be the only explaination or, ehm, excuses:p Sometime girls are just girls. Women or not! :)

I can't wait to read how you sucks at honesty, hehe! I do not wish to learn a lesson, the hard way!

P/S: Actually i'm very much into Nirvana, Foo Fighter is not bad at all, of course! As for TEB i particularly like 'Motorcycle Drive By'. Their first album are just brilliant!

Listening to all these songs sometime makes you feel different, right? :)

JoeC said...

panadol cuz its the same garbage many time b4.... ROI, return on investment.

Pinkity said...

JoeC, you're right. It's the same old same old all the time in this stupid BGR game. Damn, brings it all back to what women wants/what men wants right? Ah.. screw it.. hahaahah

Anonymous said...

what happened to your post? it's covered with ipod video spam.

Pinkity said...

is not... That's Drama's msn nickname :)